Thank god we have democracy
we now adhere to the edicts of the mundane
Thank god we have democracy
we exalt the unappealing and the profane
Thank god we have democracy
we fill our public sphere with the ugly and the repugnant
Thank god we have democracy
We celebrate the degenerate and the aberrant
Thank god we have democracy
where we can enjoy fast food and entertainment
Thank god we have democracy
with high cholesterol as our highest attainment
Thank god we have democracy
where we blissfully sponsor the unproductive
Thank god we have democracy
where laziness has become fiscally attractive
Thank god we have democracy
spiritual happiness is a soy decaf latté
Thank god we have democracy
sustainably consume your worries away
Thank god we have democracy
where we hate the natural and the illiberal
Thank god we have democracy
where we deny standards in general
Thank god we have democracy
paradise for the dim and the rote
Thank god we have democracy
they even got the right to vote
Thank god we have democracy
our sport is cultural tainting
Thank god we have democracy
and glue our face to a painting
Thank god we have democracy
we all gather in the climate congregation
Thank god we have democracy
and we excel in self-immolation
Thank god we have democracy
where we precipitously put our virtues on display
Thank god we have democracy
and ecstatically give our sovereignty away
Thank god we have democracy
praise the commercial, abhor the blood
Thank god we have democracy
Hail fluïdity and destroy tradition for good!
Thank god we have democracy
human ascendence we have on every breath
Thank god we have democracy
transhumanism will help us cheat death
Thank god we have democracy
collectively we applaud our maltreatment
Thank god we have democracy
but at least we do so in agreement
Thank god we have democracy
we flood our lands with glorious diversity
Thank god we have democracy
speak not of crime, filth, or social enmity
Thank god we have democracy
where we have opened all the borders
Thank god we have democracy
and from Soros receive our marching orders
Thank god we have democracy
now invading hordes have the upper hand
Thank god we have democracy
and shall formulate the laws in our land
Thank god we have democracy
We are now a minority, and that’s a good thing
Thank god we have democracy
we have finally cut off our right wing
Thank god we have democracy
we march to a future so sanctimonious
Thank god we have democracy
we are the apologetic and the pious
Thank god we have democracy
our world shall burn and we shall bow
Thank god we have democracy
but we voted for it, so it is right somehow
Thank god we have democracy
give all our taxes away to fight a war somewhere
Thank god we have democracy
but of misery at home speak you shall not dare
Thank god we have democracy
the state is all-wise, doubt not its intent
Thank god we have democracy
our god is the government
Thank god we had democracy
we voted in effect fate and our destiny
Thank god we had democracy
we attest to this from our corner of the cemetery
